Cracker Hacker


when having s-x in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend’s mouth while she’s moaning causing her p-ssy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. if it leads to vomiting, you’ve successfully achieved the cracker blaster.
i was f-cking this girl last night that was so loose i had to use the cracker hacker just to feel anything.

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