Cracker Jacker
a black gay man that either is only attracted to or only hits on white guys
friend: hey, you think that guy is cute?
black guy: no, i’m only into white guys
friend: you’re such a cracker jacker
nick name for a person who has just finished smoking m-ssive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on
look man, its cracker jacker. that must have been good chronic yo.
noun
1. a person who steals the toy or surprise from a box of crackerjacks, cereal or happy meal without the intention of eating anything.
2. a r-t-rded criminal who, in an attempt to rob someone, threatens bodily harm with a saltine cracker.
“that crackerjacker got me for my decoder ring and i’ll bet he touched every fruit loop in the box with his grubby, dirty, little fingers.”
a person who is not caucasian tries to act like one.
dude, that kavyn is such a crackerjacker.
awesome the best
wow crackerjacker is awesome.
a white man that chronically m-st-rb-t-s
armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
tommy: no, what happened?
armand: he’s a cracker jacker xd!
one who has s-x with dumb-ss white boy and don’t remember afterword
nick is such a cracker-jacker
-i hate his dumb-ss self!
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