cracker tongue


when you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
cheer: -crunch crunch crunch- … -gulp- “anyways, like i was saying,”
hailey: “ew, that’s gross”
cheer: “what, do i have cracker tongue?”
hailey: “yeah girl”

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