Crackesh


a person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby d-ck, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. “ahhhhhhh, ahhhhh, braaaaa” although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.
“yo lee, i’m feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today”

“oh cr-p! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming”

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