crackfire
a sharp, wet, fast farting sound. usually made with tightened b-tt cheeks with the person in motion. very similar to a car’s backfire in that it’s a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.
d-mn, dude! that crackfire scared the sh-t out of me! and it stinks, too! better check your drawers after that one!
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