Crackin’ My Eggs
the female version of saying bustin my b-lls.
kim: hey jay i heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
jay: those d-mn broads was crackin’ my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
kim: why aren’t you and bob taking the plunge?
jay: naw, that f-ckers got too tall jones syndrome.
example 2: bob was f-ckin me so good and hard last night. he was really crackin’ my eggs!
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