Crackinyadick
the act of stroking your p-n-s until it’s nice and hard, then firmly grasping it with both hands snaping it in a jerking motion. it is highly recommended by many physicians and has been known to prevent prostate cancer by stimulating blood flow in the lower body.
1: so man been crackinyad-ck?
2: no, why would i do that?
1: it helps stimulate blood flow in your lower body.
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