cracklapper
cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys -n-lingus
2) a c-ntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
uh oh, snuffy’s putting on his -ssless chaps. he’ll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.
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