Cracklord
the lord crack. a crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own -ss. also a f-ggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. in rare forms, an insult uses between overweight h-m-s-xual geese.
goose 1: i’m so fat, f-ck..
goose 2: f-ck you, cracklord!
dude: sh-t, i’m so high on crack i could be a goose
goose 1: f-ck you cracklord!
goose 2: yeah, ur sh-tting us off!
dude: sh-t geese, im as high as a cracklord!
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