crackpon


crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones -sshole.
reid:
dude, last night was a f-ckin’ blur…why does my -sshole hurt like i was raped by a black man?

andy:
ummmm…because you were raped by a black man. you took that crackpon like a powerbottom f-ggot.

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