Cradle Monkey


cradling your significant other’s hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.
hey dude?
yeah man…
your b-lls look tired
yeah i had a rough day
weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation…..i mean if thats okay..
………ummmm sure…..is that gay?
no man not at all……..let me do it

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