craft bum


when your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour world of warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty b-m from sitting in the chair for so long.
boyfriend: jesus christ, what the h-ll stinks?
girlfriend addicted to wow: tehehe that’s just my craft b-m

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