CRAFT
(verb) to play starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by blizzard.
“hey man, want to craft tonight?”
“yeah, i need to work on my micro.”
acronym:
can’t
remember
a
f-cking
thing
symptoms may include: questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
school: “i did horrible on that test because i had craft.”
work: “i have craft today, please remind me when the deadline is.”
everyday: “she can’t remember my name, she must have a permenant case of craft”
school: ”
c.r.a.f.t meaning:
can’t remember a f-cking thing.
used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
aaah for f-ck sake i keep having a c.r.a.f.t moment.
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
that b-tch just left and crafted my lighter.
c-ant
r-emember
a
f-ucking
t-hing
“had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely crafted”
“am in a state of craft”
acronym: can’t remember a f-cking thing
state of being exemplified by the avid partier.
you’re such a craft.
cant remember a f-cking thing
i suffer from c.r.a.f.t.
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