Craftsteak
a craftsteak is when a guy is getting ready to have s-x with a girl, and right before penetration he whips out a well sharpened steak knife and swiftly slices off a small slump of her pubic hairs, placing them carefully in his pants pocket. then, upon -j-c-l-t–n, he pulls out, depositing his s-m-n, along with the cl-ster of pubic hair, across her face.
“man, i could really use a craftsteak right now, and i’m not talking about the restaurant.”
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