crafty diplomat
a very complex s-xual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to -j-c-l-t-. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly b-tton, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.
xavior: aaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. i used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
malik: dude what did you do?
xavior: oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on definithing.com and i can’t get all of it out of my hair now.
malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
xavior: thanks anyways.
malik: no problem.
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