Crafty fag


when ones sneaks off to have a cigarette unnoticed. used especially when one is not supposed to be smoking but does anyway.
john: “i’m just off out for a crafty f-g round the back”
when you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations
tod: dad where is uncle jerald.

dad: he snuck of four a crafty f-g.

uncle jerald: thats good sh-t

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