Crafty Pinata
before s-x, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the sh-t fall out onto you and your lover while you c-m. afterwards scream, “crafty pinata!”.
you: just the other night i pulled a crafty pinata with my b-tch.. it was the bomb!
friend: no way, dude! she let you??
you: she had no idea it was coming!
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