Craig Cabrera
while laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken s-x on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. to relieve the fact you are getting “s-xed” on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest captain morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.
“last night when i was at tony’s house, tim and meagan craig cabrera’ed me. it was righteous!”
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