Craig T Nelson
world re known actor of such movies as: poltergeist, the family stone, blades of glory and many more. best known for his many years as coach hayden fox on the popular 90’s sitcom “coach”. in my humble opinion craig t nelson could give chuck norris the beating of a lifetime.
top 12 reasons why craig t. nelson is better than chuck norris:
craig t doesn’t fail he just evolves into a better form of perfection
craig t can make the kessel run in under 3 p-rs-cks.
craig t is so powerful that he convinced that borg that resistance is indeed futile.
craig t transcends all sp-ce and time and can scientifically be in more than one place at one time.
in the past craig t nelson once collided with a huge planet sized celestial body – we now call it the asteroid belt.
craig t gives bacon heart attacks
craig t is such an awesome coach that he took the minnesota screaming eagles to 12 college championships and the team doesn’t even exist.
have you ever seen anyone do a craig t impression? no one dares!!
craig t was once asked to act his way out of a paper bag ~ the bag was never seen again
craig t jerked off once and there was a kid there in the morning.
one day craig t went camping and had to sh-t. 3 days later there stood chuck norris.
craig t saved geico 50% off their car insurance.
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