Craigslift
the process by which a malicious person lists their rival’s private residence or other property on craigslist as being “free for the taking”, resulting in a swarming mob of freebie-seeking craigslist users descending upon the residence or other property, grabbing anything not bolted to the ground, and absconding with the ill-gotten gains. this highly illegal act is usually orchestrated when the intended victim is absent for a substantial period of time.
oh snap! my house has been stripped to the frame and my car and motorcycle are gone! don’t tell me i’ve been craigslifted again!
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