Craigslist junkie


one who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. there are only a rare few craigslist junkies. most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of “their” w-ng. craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to s-x. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.
guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.

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