craigslurking
when you spend countless hours reading through the casual encounters ads, or jobs you’re never qualified for, or to find weird stories, people’s free stuff, or the ever-so-hopeful missed connection.
hey craigslurking creeper, i bet you think this ad is about you, don’t you…don’t you? regards, carly simon
p.s. this missed connection is for warren beatty .
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