Crake’s Law


any mention of ayn rand or her works on the internet must immediately be followed up by a liberal (who hasn’t read any rand), citing her poor literary qualities and personal flaws as arguments against her philosophy
then he breaks into crake’s law by flying off the handle about ayn rand. “ayn rand? seriously? that’s the only book that makes the entrepreneur the hero? he is definitely not well read. it occurs to me that many unexceptional people use ayn rand to bolster their delusions of grandeur.”

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