Cramon


the genetically modified fruit of a cranberry and a lemon, if there was one. it is a beautiful shade of soft orange and the perfect mix of sweet and tangy. its flavour brings pleasant thoughts to the person enjoying a cramon, such as sunshine, christmas, and cranberry lemon scones. although this fruit does not yet exist, its birth is inevitable as the combination of cranberry with lemon is perfect for drinks, desserts, and even main entrees.
a: i would love to make some cranberry lemon squares but am out of lemons!

b: i have the perfect solution, a cramon! now we can use those cranberries for garnish!

a: a cramon! how brilliant!

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