Crampsicle


a crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. i know its embarr-ssing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. after using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. d-mn shame…
one beautiful sunny summer day…
person1: ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
person1: oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!

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