crampton
term used to describe a person who acts like they are truly gods gift to the earth, when in reality they are a big piece of sh-t. unfortuantly, this is a disease as well if the person actually thinks that they are amazing at everything and not just acting like it. often resulting in violence.
i am crampton
i am sorry, but my room mate is suffering from crampton
1. sh-tter than sh-t.
2. an uncurable affliction comparable to aids/cancer/jeremy kyle.
3. an egotistical chunk of sh-t.
a: “mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?”
b: “yeah man, totally crampton.”
or
a: “hitler was a crampton.”
b: “nah, he wasn’t that bad!”
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