cranberry flush


the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one’s system; many claim that this does not work
guy 1: “dude, i smoked a few days ago and i’m getting drug tested on tuesday! what do i do!?”

guy 2: “your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro.”

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