cranberry juice
-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.
-(customer) “cranberry juice”
-(bartender)…nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)”cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period…….are you having your period?”
-(customer)……..(waits about 3 seconds)
smash
what you drink when you are on your period…
-what were you having?
-cranberry juice
-what, you on your period?
the departed
a juice made from cranberries that goes very well with vodka.
drunk girl: i’ll have another cran-vodka!
stupid bartender: whats that?
drunk girl: cranberry juice with vodka, dumb-ss!
alcohol that has been taken from a party by an individual for drinking later on. it is stored in some sort of innocent looking container for safe transport and storage, such as a juice bottle (hence cranberry juice). usually liquor, it could also be a can or bottle of beer which isn’t stored in a different container. the act of taking cranberry juice is often performed by younger drinkers that do not have an alcohol hookup.
amanda: “hey do you have any booze?”
dave: “ehh not much. just a little cranberry juice from last weekend.”
a type of juice that is only good if it is 100% cranberry juice. it is not good if it is cranberry juice (with grape, pear and apple juice). it is also not good if it it cranberry juice (from concentrate).
hey dude, do you want some cranberry juice?
no, not unless its 100% cranberry juice
blood. called cranberry juice because it’s the the red liquid you get at a c-cktail party if it goes on too long.
when i visited your mom, i got so into our c-cktail party that i lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.
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