cranberry week
noun
the time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.
origin: swedish, informal, “lingon vecka”, exact translation: “mountain cranberry/lingonberry week”. simplified to only “cranberry week”.
“i avoid my gf when it’s her (…she is having) cranberry week.”
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