Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation


when a man with a twelve inch c-ck goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. this usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. the man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.
guy 1: hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
guy 2: man i just need to experience the cranberry/vodka annihilation
guy 1: oh ok man just don’t get alcohol poisoning.
guy 2: oh i won’t man i’m italian

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