Crandall


an -ss-crack that gets exposed while bmx-ing vigorously. gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a “crandall”
“man, you’d better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a crandall.”
“dude! i can see your crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!”
“hey, pull your pants up! i don’t want to look at your hairy crandall!”
noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault
the landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.
a crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

to dominate at anything and everything
guy1-man kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
guy2-what n-body told you? he is a crandall that’s why.
guy1- d-mn i wish i was a crandall.
typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.
a “mans man”
older people would say “look at the shoulders on this guy would ya”.
in modern language you would say “that guy is a real crandall”
a man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
i.e. bath and body works, shopping, romantic comedies, candalls
dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?

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