crane machine


when youre banging a girl and shes 9 months pregnant, you reach in there and grab the little f-cker and tell him, “get out you little f-cker, this is my house… b-tch!”
i couldn’t wait for my child to be born, and one night i got really h-rny and gave my old b-tch a crane machine.

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