cranial rectosis
condition. person that has their head up their -ss.
“my boss has cranial rectosis”
n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant sh-t head.
due to chuck’s cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.
someone with their head up their -ss.
that guy is suffering from cranial-rectosis.
the condition of someones head being completely up their -ss so that the -ss cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly b-tton an outey!
someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. a b-tt head
paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. jumping out he couldn’t figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.
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