Cranial Rectumitis


a condition where the head is stuck up one’s r-ct-m, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. usually treated by a gl-ssectomy

see also: head r-ct-mitis, cranial rectal inversion
that jerk has severe cranial r-ct-mitis and needs a gl-ssectomy!
a person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their -ss.
that guy just made the stupidest mistake i’ve ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialr-ct-mitis.

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