Cranimon
a fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. this non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. the flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.
“hop in the bed and i’ll make you some cold cranimon that you’ve been craving.”
“hey krumpsley, squeeze me some cranimon.”
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