cranio-rectal intrusion


a malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your “head up your -ss.” as the size of any bureaucracy or inst-tution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of “cranio-rectal intrusion” will also occur.
with no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it inst-tutes, the u.s. congress continues to prove that the people of the u.s. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

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