Crank Christening
the fortunate act of being the first guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
mitch: hey p-ssyfart, what did you do today?
jeff: have you seen that new schticky commercial?
mitch: yeah
jeff: well, i paused it on the scene where vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
mitch: you know he beat up a hooker, right?
jeff: that’s why i did it
mitch: you know he’s a guy right?
jeff: i wouldn’t have it any other way
mitch: you wanna hang out?
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