Crank Dat Retard


to move your hand in a ackward motion over your chest with your fingers and hand bent towards wrist while clapping your knees rapidly and trying to bite your ear. also barking like a seal
a monkey seal crank dat r-t-rd try to bite your ear while making weird noises. like ar ar ar ar ar arrrr ar ar ar

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