crank the dog


(verb) to violently m-st-rb-t- to furry p-rn. usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. if they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.
person 1: “hey man do you wanna come over later?”

person 2: “sorry but friday nights are for cranking the dog.”

person 1: “you crank the dog too? we can do it together!”

person 2: “okay meet me at my place tonight.”

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