crankbait


when scr-w-ng a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.
ohh, i just had to crankbait that b-tch!
1. the act or action of being annoying.

2. a word used to subst-tute a cuss word.

3. a name for someone who is bothering you in some way or another.
stop being such a crank bait.

-hits knee on table- crank bait!

what a crank bait.
extremely cool person who rules the office world.

please see: farquad / noonie.
hey crankbait, good job at the office today!

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