Crankfurter
when a woman is on her period and experiencing pms (hence “cranky”), the man rubs crushed midol on his c-ck and f-cks her in the -ss, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the v-g-n- and aiding the relief of the woman’s irrational emotions.
keith: jackie is so f-cking cranky and pmsing, but i’m so h-rny and she sure as sh-t won’t blow me.
jared: just give her the crankfurter, man. it’ll solve all your problems except the fact that she won’t blow you.
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