Cranking a semi
having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.
other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:
-nursing
-pending
-streaming
etc.
the girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.
ted studdied the bellaby continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
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