Cranksuit
a sweatsuit that is worn by ed crankshaft. actually, it is made of his everyday clothes which include the following: red jacket, white dress shirt, black pants, white socks, and often black oxfords, but also sometimes white sneakers. the sneaker version was most recently worn the other day. its a great outfit for everyday wear but also for exercise as well. take it from a former mudhen, if you want great clothes wear when the workout bug shoots, grab a cranksuit, its a hoot!
ed: whoa, its a great day for a workout! i’d better get my cranksuit on.
pam: you wear your cranksuit all the time. what’s so special about working out in it?
ed: well, all you have to do is add sneakers and it goes into a sweatsuit. i love this baby! (bends over and touches his toes)
mac: hey, you two, what’s up? i saw you exercising and i wanted to join in the fun. look, i got my mudhens on!
ed: (still stretching himself) sure, you don’t have to have a cranksuit. is that one of my old mudhen suits?
mac: yeah, i snuck into your house and grabbed one out of your closet. i hope you don’t care.
ed: yeah, whether you have a cranksuit or not its a great day to stretch! first one to the hot dog stand is a dirty mudhen!
pam: (starts laughing) dad, you’re gonna get it! watch out! (she starts jogging after him) you dirty bird!
mac: now, now, now. don’t say that. i love him! he looks good in his cranksuit.
ed: whew, what a workout! how about some hot dogs? my treat.
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