crankypants
metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. the level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.
alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?
a person who is cranky on a regular basis over stupid things. they are not angry, just cranky.
my boss can be a real crankypants.
a person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and b-tthurt that they become snippy little children.
non cranky person- “what’s the matter bro, aren’t you gonna come by after work”
–45 minutes of waiting for a reply–
cranky pants – “do you even lift brah? some people work for a living and can’t answer at your every beckon call.”
“dude it’s 7:30, grow a d-ck and stop being a cranky pants.”
a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his p-n-s.
don’t get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.
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