Cransburgle


{cranz-bergal}- to rob a woman of her self esteem by repeatedly remarking on her weight until she believes she’s a tuna boat and in the process, win her affection
“dude! see that skinny well adjusted woman over there? i’m totally gonna ‘cransburgle’ her!”

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