Cranuts


pr-nounced kruh-nuts.

the stench produced from a male’s crack and nuts when these two meet. the phenomenon of mud-b-tt and nut juice blending.
after a long bike ride, i got off my bike and i knew i had a case of cranuts, as i could already smell it on the bike seat.

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