Crap And Nap


to take a dump before going to sleep. similarly:

napping cr-p – to wake up with full pants.

cr-pping nap – to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.
football practice was in 4 hours, so bob decided that he had more than enough time to cr-p and nap.

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