crap chute


1. a situtation where any possible outcome is equally terrible or undesirable.

2. a pipe or channel designed to transport cr-p from one location to another.
well i can tell him now or wait until he finds out on his own. either way, it’s a cr-p chute.
an incorrect interpretation of “cr-p shoot” which refers to the unpredictable outcome of throwing dice in a game of cr-ps.

this has nothing to do with cr-p the excrement or a physical chute.
“blind dates are a real cr-p chute because they always end up sh-tty.
i think you mean cr-p shoot which has nothing to do with sh-t.”
a chute that carries only cr-p. no matter what, the only thing coming out of that chute is cr-p. used to describe a situation which can only result it a cr-ppy outcome.
bringing a knife to a gunfight is a cr-p chute

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