Crap-cramp
acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a sh-t. not very funny, just painful. poo breaks are advised.
dave: “shiiiit, didn’t go for a poo break.”
tom: “mate you’re sure to get the crippling cr-p-cramps.”
aloysius: “see how that girl’s walking? got cr-p-cramp.”
answerphone: “sorry, can’t get to the phone right now, suffering from cr-p-cramp.”
molly: “going for a sh-t.”
edith: “why?”
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