crap juice


can be used to describe a runny sh-t, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny sh-t, also known as the green apple splatters. usually when cr-p juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to sh-t through a screen door without leaving your mark.
“vince, is that cr-p juice running down your leg? holy h-ll vince, you got cr-p juice everywhere you nasty mother f-cker.”

“n-gg-, what the h-ll are you doing sitting at this stop sign? you better hurry up because i gotta take a cr-p and im fixing to get cr-p juice all over the place. i mean gosh, its just cr-p, cr-p, cr-p.”

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